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Adultery Tips > Reasons for Cheating > Adultery Story Adultery Story Adultery story:
If you know your partner has committed adultery but you didn't want to leave her at the time because you didn't want to be on your own, commit adultery yourself and pay back your adulterous floozy of a partner.
If you get caught, say "But honey, I was thinking of you at the time."
If you are going to do it in a car use a 1956 Cheverolet - the front seat makes a great work bench.
Simply start to act as though you have a multiple personality disorder. Not only will your other half become more caring towards you, but you can also blame one of your alter-egos if you ever get caught.
Divorce your wife, marry someone you hate, then have sex with your ex, that way you can both feel naughty.
It's only considered marital infidelity if you do it in the same Zipcode. Do it in the next zipcode over from you and you're OK.
If you don't want to see the man again, say "I love you, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, every day and night will be like paradise!" This will get rid of him quick.
If you got caught, they can't go past the excuse "I could never disrespect you enough to do the filthy stuff I did to her."
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